Introducing the Certificate of Hostile Generosity, your proof that you have tithed $1.00 to The Church of Ethical Hostility™.
 
By purchasing you have:
 
Invested in righteous pettiness
Secured one (1) eternal eye-roll credit redeemable in the afterlife
Become a member of The Church of Ethical Hostility and given religious capitalism the middle finger
 
This certificate downloads as a printable PDF. Frame it, burn it, wave it at Billionaires as needed.
 
NOTE: No Shipping. This is a digital product, your receipt and PDF will be emailed instantly.